Okay. So ya know one has to wonder about people. Do you ever wonder if you office mates act the way they do at home as they do at work. Well in preparation for our big office potluck my boss sent out a message about the disgusting refrigerator. In keeping up with season my desk mate and I came up with this lovely song. I hope you all enjoy it.
The Ten Business Days of Christmas
Traditional (arr. Johnson and Short)
On the first day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the second day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me two greenish pork chops and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the third day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me four cans of Slim fast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me five frozen pops, four cans of Slim fast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slim fast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me seven bags a-seeping, six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slimfast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me eight mushy salads, seven bags a-seeping, six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slimfast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me nine moldy sandwiches, eight mushy salads, seven bags a-seeping, six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slimfast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me ten eggs a-reeking, nine moldy sandwiches, eight mushy salads, seven bags a-seeping, six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slimfast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me eleven cold Hot Pockets, ten eggs a-reeking, nine moldy sandwiches, eight mushy salads, seven bags a-seeping, six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slimfast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my office fridge gave to me twelve packs of mustard, eleven cold Hot Pockets, ten eggs a-reeking, nine moldy sandwiches, eight mushy salads, seven bags a-seeping, six TV dinners, five frozen pops, four cans of Slimfast, three rotting oranges, two greenish pork chops, and a fuzzy blob in Tupperware.
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